Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
My boyfriend bought a snapback hat as a birthday present for himself. HE IS THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD GOD HELP ME
aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE
I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.